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Here's how to nail your first interview. You can trust me, I'm the Drunk Pen.
Show up at the reception looking super fly in your three-piece suit. Let them know you didn't come to play
When they ask you whether you'd like something to drink, tell them you'd like a glass of JOB
Never refer to yourself as an appliCANT. You are an appliCAN
Know the Interviewer's name and use it during the interview. If you're not sure what it is, call them Jobsy or Jobbo
Remember, every question is a test. So when they ask you, "How are You?"
Reply with "Goal Oriented, Thank You"
Maintain eye contact with the interviewer at all times. If they are two, keep one eye on each of them. That's why you have two eyes, man!
During the interview, make a point to mention that you failed religious studies and say "The only thing I worship is PRODUCTIVITY"
When they ask you where you want to be in the next 5 years, tell them "Wherever the wind blows me"
And finally, if they give you a chance to ask a question, ask them "When can I resume?"
Ahaa! Salary expectations. Know your worth, then add TAX.
Congratulations on landing your dream job!
